Sara compares notes from her inside sources at the studios, labels, tabloids, and paparazzi to bring you the biggest stories first. Tune in as she dishes the dirt three times each morning. Here's just a few items from her latest report...
Paris Is Going To Jail
Paris Hilton found out on Friday that she will be spending 45 days in jail for violating her probation. The judge in the case was not playing (I am sure it didn't help that Paris was 18 minutes late to the sentencing) when he laid down the law. Paris must go to jail on June 5th. She will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.
Paris says she is innocent. She claims she didn't understand the order suspending her license, saying, "I just sign what people tell me to sign....I'm a very busy person." (The fact that those very documents describing the suspension were found in Paris's car didn't help her case.)
On Saturday, Paris told reporters, "I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly. The sentence was cruel and unwarrented and I don't deserve this."
The Century Regional Detention Facility, located near Compton, CA, serves three low- sodium chicken based meals a day. Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of the 22-hundred member prison population for her own safety.
Inmates are allowed one hour per day to either shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. No cell phones or Blackberries allowed. Paris will have to take out her hair extentions and blue contacts and slip on a prison jumpsuit.
As you can imagine, Paris's people say they plan on appealing the ruling.
Akon freak dances a minister's daughter in Trinidad
Akon has been fired by Verizon after a creepy video showed up online, of him simulating sex with a 15-year-old on stage during a concert in Trinidad a few weeks ago. Verizon promoted Akon on its mobile-phone music service, but said it would no longer sponsor the Gwen Stefani tour if Akon is the opening act.
The Trinidad club that Akon was performing in was 18 and over so Akon said he assumed the girl was of age. But Danah Alleyene was 15 and she said she thought she was going on stage for a dance contest to win a trip to Africa. It turns out the "trip to Africa" was a trip across the stage being dry humped by Akon and his boys.
Akon is being investigated by authorities in Trinidad and he may be prosecuted.
Beyonce Bumps Kelly Off Vibe
Inside sources are saying that Beyonce stole "Vibe" magazine's cover for its June issue from her good friend and former bandmate Kelly Rowland. Kelly was supposed to grace the cover to coincide with the release of her new album.
But insiders claims that all changed when Beyonce heard about the cover. Out of nowhere, B called Vibe and offered an interview. Vibe jumped at the chance and didn't think the dreamgirl would mind if her friend got the cover shot. Boy were they wrong!
After the interview, Beyonce's reps reportedly demanded that Beyonce be on the cover or she would not give them any interviews in the future. You can guess who won in that arguement. Here's the new cover of "Vibe"...
Justin and Cameron Kiss!
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz dealt with their first "post-breakup" public media event over the weekend. The two had to work the green carpet Sunday morning for a "Shrek The Third" screening.
Cameron arrived first and stayed close to Mike Meyers as she made her way through the media circus. Justin stayed a few feet down the carpet during interviews but broke the ice and gave Cam a kiss and a hug during the cast photo.
"High School Musical" Stars Dating
I knew it! Those rumors I heard about Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens from "High School Musical" being a couple are true!
I hear the couple has been dating on and off since the filming of the first "High School Musical". Vanessa denied it on her MySpace but these photos from a trip to Hawaii look pretty romantic to me!
Well....maybe not this one...
I've seen Vanessa's new video "Say OK" (Zac stars as her love interest) and there are no scenes of Vanessa in a white bikini building sand castles with Zac. These pictures are from their own private beach date when they had some down time.
The Hasselhoff Drunk Video
A lawyer for David Hasselhoff says that David asked his daughter to film this video as an incentive to seek help and quit drinking. Hasselhoff can barely speak or find his mouth with the hamburger he's trying to eat.
Supposedly The Hoffs ex-wife released the tape because they are going through a bitter divorce battle.
David says, "I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my wellbeing, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like."
Lakisha Is Safe!
Flint's own Lakisha Jones is safe. She made the final four on "American Idol" along with Jordin, Melinda, and Blake.
Chis and Phil got the axe, leaving Blake as the lone guy on the show. What will Blake do without his BFF Chris?
Even though the boys had to separate, they say they will go on tour together someday just the the two of them.
Kelly Clarkson Is Naughty
Check out Kelly Clarkson's video for her new single "Never Again". She's a sexy bad girl with an axe to grind in this one.
An album and a tour will happen this summer. No release dates yet, but she will be coming to Detroit.
Britney Spears Makes A Big Comeback
Britney Spears took the stage for the first time in years Tuesday night at the House of Blues in San Diego. She looked great, danced her ass off, and her lipsynching was on point. Britney was only onstage for 20 minutes and she mouthed the words to the old hits like "Baby One More Time, "Toxic", and "I'm A Slave 4 U".
Britney did upset some fans by not talking to the crowd except to say "thanks for coming" right before she fled the stage. But more shows are planned this week. Brit named her group the "M&M's", standing for "Moms and Ms.," referring to her single status.
Ellen In Bed With Lindsay Lohan
Ellen DeGeneres hurt her back over the weekend, and it's so bad that she's doing this week's shows from a hospital bed. Ellen says that she hurt her back when she jumped about three feet from one level to another in a parking structure. As soon as she landed Ellen knew something was wrong. Things went from bad to worse the next day. The minute Ellen leaned over to pick up her dog she could feel a ligament tearing.
Ellen says her doctors have told her she is "not able to sit, to move or do anything." Because she can't travel, Ellen postponed a much-promoted show aboard an airplane from L.A. to New York that was to tape on Thursday. She also canceled a May 5th trip to Chicago for a Make-a-Wish Foundation charity event.
Simon Cowell Doesn't Listen
Simon Cowell went on Ellen's show today and spilled some behind the scenes secrets. He doesn't base his judging comments on the contestant's prime time performance...he judges the rehearsals.
Simon admits, "I watch the dress run so I actually hear much, much easier what they really do sound like."
So if he's not watching the performances during the show, what is he doing? Giving Paula s--t! Simon told Ellen, "I'm taunting Paula throughout the performance. I make things up about the song, hoping she'll say them, like, 'That was the theme song from "Star Wars," you should mention that.'"
Alec Baldwin Says He's Sorry On "The View"
In case you missed it...here's Friday's show:
Dead Paris Hilton On Display
From the man who sculpted Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug, comes the Paris Hilton naked corpse statue. The interactive Public Service Announcement features a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris with removable innards. It's designed to warn teenagers during prom season of the hazards of underage drinking.
This statue is creepy all the way around, but the worst part is the dog (tinkerbell the chihuahua) hovering over Paris's dead body wearing a matching tiara!
Bringing Waxy Back
These two women look like they are holding on to a very unimpressed Justin Timberlake, but actually it's his wax double.
JT went on display this week at Madame Tussauds wax museum in London.
It's Official...Rosie's Done With "The View"
Rosie O'Donnell started off "The View" Wednesday by announcing that she will step down in June because she couldn't agree to a new contract with ABC. ABC offered a three year contract but Rosie only wanted to stay for one more year and she wanted $10 million to do so. ABC did not turn down the money. They turned down the one-year part.
If you ARE a Rosie fan, have no fear. Rosie said she wasn't fired by ABC or Barbara Walters and she plans to be a frequent guest host and participate in special episodes as well.
Of course Trump decided to take credit for the whole thing. He told Fox News, "Rosie is a loser, she'll continue to be a loser, and she was fired from ABC, and I'm happy to say that I probably had a part in that."
Momjaya Busted For Growing Weed!
No wonder Sanjaya was always smiling! His mom, Jillian Blith, was booked back in 2005 for having 310 pot plants in the family garage. Who was watching the stash? None other than Sanjaya's once "Idol" hopeful sister Shyamali.
Shya saved the day by pointing feds to a nearby grower with bigger plants. This snitching kept the family from heavy jail time. Momjaya only served 30 days.
President Bush Dances Worse Than Mojo!
President Bush pulled out the white man's overbite while helping to kick off the first Malaria Awareness day on the White House lawn. It's something you have to see to believe!
Look Who He's Got His Hanes On Now!
Michael Jordan, how do you celebrate paying your wife $200 million dollars in your divorce settlement?
Dance on the bar and "smack that" with some random chicks in Cabo of course!
Eddie Murphy, Meet Your Daughter
Mel B. (Scary Spice) unveiled her new baby girl in an exclusive interview with "OK!" magazine. Scary officially named her baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown. The Murphy was for Eddie Murphy. Mel still insists that Eddie is the daddy even though he has not taken a paternity test.
Mel opened up to "OK!" about her side of the story: "On our first date within half an hour we were holding hands. We were just each other's soulmates. After three days we both got tattoos. I had his name in his handwriting on me and he had my name in my handwriting on him. It was intense and felt that right. We were just inseperable. It wasn't a whirlwind romance. I fell so in love with him. I will always love him, there's no question about it."
Mel says Eddie found out about the pregnancy while they were still together and was "over the moon". She tells "OK!", "We had talked about having a family and getting married. We started talking about whether we should buy a house together, where we could be alone together."
Mel B says Eddie was a loving boyfriend and excited about the baby when she flew to England to visit her mother last December, but when she returned Eddie had ended their relationship and was denying paternity.
Scary is not taking any crap these days and says, "If he wants to do a DNA test, then do it. Step up to the plate and be responsible. I have no doubt that this is Eddie's baby. I'm not registering her birth without her dad."
Carrie Underwood Saves A Horse, Rides A Cowboy
Our friend Kidd does a show in Texas and he sent us a photo of Carrie Underwood and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo celebrating at his 27th birthday party. The rumors about these two have gone from break-up to marriage, but now there's proof that they are a couple.
Carrie and Tony showed up hand in hand to Tony's party and had their arms around each other all night. Carrie's reps say, "They have recently been spending a little time together. But they are definitely not boyfriend/girlfriend. It is very casual at this point. It's in the really early stages."
Kim Basinger Hires Bodyguard To Protect Daughter from Alec
Even though a judge in California already issued a restraining order barring Alec Baldwin from having any contact with his 11-year-old daughter, Kim Basinger decided to take things further. She hired a bodyguard to protect little Ireland around the clock.
Kim says she is innocent in this whole scandal and denies publicly releasing the vile voicemail Alec left Ireland last week. Kim's rep put out a statement saying, "Everybody is always asking why this custody battle has been going on for so many years and now they have the answer. The issue is not about Kim or the alleged alienation that Alec constantly refers to. It is about his ongoing aggressive behavior."
Alec Baldwin's Angry Voicemail To His 12 Year Old Daughter
He won't get daddy of the year, but Alec Baldwin (now divorced from Kim Basinger) certainly got his point across to his daughter Ireland!
After hearing the tape, a family law judge temporarily barred the actor from having any contact with his daughter. A hearing is set for May 4th when Alec Baldwin could be denied visitation and all other contact permanently.
Alec's rep released the following statement yesterday: "In the best interest of the child, Alec will do what the mother is pathologically incapable of doing...keeping his mouth shut and obeying the court order. The mother and her lawyer leaked this sealed material in violation of a court order. Although Alec acknowledges that he should have used different language in parenting his child, everyone who knows him privately knows what he has been put through for the past six years."
Justin Timberlake Is A Nose Picker!
He may look all sexy and amazing in this photo, but Justin Timberlake is just as gross as any other guy in real life.
In a recent interview, Justin confessed that his worst habit is digging for gold. JT said, "I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a boogie there then just pick it man!"
Thankfully, Justin says he's just a picker not an eater.
The First Pictures of Larry Birkhead With Baby Dannielynn!
"AI's" Fantasia Likes To Take Cell Phone Pics Of Her Butt
Don't hate. You know you've tried it too
And the baby daddy is...
DNA evidence proved Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Howard K. Stern, listed as Dannielynn's father on the birth certificate, said: "I am not going to fight Larry Birkhead on custody. We're going to do what we can to make sure that the best interests of Dannielynn are carried out. And I'm going to do whatever I can to make sure he gets sole custody." A DNA test confirmed Birkhead as the father with 99.99 percent certainty, said Dr. Michael Baird, who performed the test and revealed the results to a closed session of a Bahamian court. Wherever the baby goes, a huge inheritance is sure to follow.
The only person fighting Larry for custody now is Anna's mom Virgie. That battle could start as early as Friday.
Desperate Housewives Bridal Showers
"Desperate Housewives" should be retitled "Everybody Loves Eva". The tiny diva was thrown not one, but two wedding showers this week. Felicity Huffman hosted a coed bash with cast and crew on Sunday. The highlight was the toilet paper wedding dress contest which Teri Hatcher won.
On Monday, Teri took over the hostess hat and threw Eva a girls only shower. Even if guests didn't win any of the games, they each walked away with Swarovski crystal candle-holders.
Grey's Anatomy Spoiler Alert!
If you don't want to know what will happen on this season's finale airing on May 17th...don't read any further! Three of the "Grey's" main stars are allegedly leaving the cast! T.R. Knight, Kate Walsh, and Isaiah Washington are supposedly not renewing their contracts.
One insider claims Isaiah's character Dr. Preston Burke is passed over for the hospitals chief of surgery job and storms out of his wedding to Dr. Christina Yang (Sandra Oh).
T.R. Knight's character, George O'Malley, finds that he failed his final exam to become a doctor and decides not to repeat his internship. Sources say T.R. never really got over the gay slur incident and was very disappointed with the way things were handled. Producers have begged T.R. to stay and they've left the door open for George to return.
Kate Walsh is leaving because her character is getting a spin off. And I am even hearing that this season's finale includes trouble for Meredith and Dr. Shepard. McDreamy announces that he's had enough of their on-again, off-again relationship, and confesses there may be another woman in his life!
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